A golf nut who types his swing keys on a note card?
Or…
His non-golfing wife who laminates the note card for him?
Or…
His golf buddy who takes a photo of the note card and then types the notes into his cell phone in case they might contain The Secret?
Yes, this really happened…
The first golf nut is Doug Kyle, Certified Golf Nut #4021
The second golf nut is Sal Panelli, Certified Golf Nut #4073
The Head Nut
#0001
I would say the first nut for thinking he can consult the card before every shot and finish his round in under 6 hours
Who is the non-golfing wife?
The long-suffering and supportive wife is married to #4021. May The Force Be With Her.
The 2nd nut! There’s nothing nuttier than a golf nut who believes that what another golf nut does to find and capture “The Secret” is normal. 😂
All three are culpable but certainly the golfer who typed them takes the bulk of the blame.
Any TRUE golf nut knows that you only need two swing keys…one written on top of each golf shoe for quick and easy reference during the round.
Captain Hook
#1696
Ditto to my long time golfing buddy Captain Hook! I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but he beat me to it! Probably why we’re such long time golfing buddies! Thanks, #4075