Good grief, now the long-retired PGA Tour players have their hand out and want their handout

Click image to read letter

So, how much do you want, Kenny?

“What you have to understand about professional golfers is that they are all whores.”

— Anonymous Sports Agent

Must be true.

The Head Nut

4 thoughts on “Good grief, now the long-retired PGA Tour players have their hand out and want their handout”

  1. I remember prior to Tiger the PGA tour was a pretty irrelevant sport drawing in the low 100 thousands of viewers. I’m not quite sure what relevance the Kenny Knocks of the world played in any advancement of the PGA.
    Honestly prior to Tiger. The tour was in neutral barely able to spin its wheels. If these legacy players think they were making any contribution to the existence of the tour, they would not be begging for inclusion in this recent partnership between the PGA and SSG. If their importance played any part in the continued existence of the PGA tour I’m sure this new group would have recognized their importance. This sounds like nothing more than a group of former back end players looking for a little handout.

    As a past fan of the tour. Watching during their dark times. I feel I played a part in keeping them viable and making them able to put this deal together. Considering this, I believe likewise I’m eligible for a small handout also. After all I did play a part in their legacy

  2. Knox was so passionate about his lame letter he apparently didn’t bother to proof if for spelling and grammatical errors.

    1. I did notice that, too. Pathetic lack of discipline for a guy begging for a handout. But when you are reduced to begging I guess you’re pretty undisciplined to begin with.

  3. Yea, I wish my company that just made record profits would send me a bigger check for my contributions pre-retirement too.

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